Too Ugly To Prostitute – Oversized White Thugger Tee by Dirty Gobs
No filter. No shame. No apologies.
Dirty Gobs is back with another unapologetic gut-punch of a design — Too Ugly To Prostitute — now printed big and bold on our heavyweight white Thugger tee. Black ink illustration of a clown-faced drifter clutching a cardboard confession, parked on a stool with zero cares given. It’s raw, it’s brash, and it’s exactly what you’d expect from the DG High Life series.
With its crisp monochrome hit on premium 350gsm cotton, the oversized cut gives you that boxy, street-ready silhouette made for turning heads and starting conversations (or arguments).
Available on:
• Thugger (350gsm) – Super heavyweight. Boxy. Beefy. Built for the long haul.
This isn’t just streetwear — it’s a public service announcement.
Too Ugly To Prostitute — Own it, wear it, dare ’em to look twice.
Premium Ultra Heavy 350gsm (Thugger) T-Shirt
Experience next-level quality with our Ultra Heavy 350gsm (Thugger) T-Shirt — the ultimate canvas for exclusive artist-designed prints. We’ve hand-selected this premium, heavyweight tee for its unmatched structure, feel, and streetwear appeal.
Crafted from 100% combed cotton and weighing in at a substantial 350gsm, this is not your average T-shirt. The ultra-thick fabric gives it a bold silhouette, built to hold its shape wear after wear. Its tight-knit construction makes it the perfect match for high-definition artwork, ensuring rich colour vibrancy and crisp detail.
This garment is more than merch — it's a collectible. Every piece is printed, packed, and dispatched by us on behalf of the artist, maintaining quality control from start to finish. Whether you wear it or frame it, you're getting gallery-grade art on a luxury-grade tee.
Key Features:
- Premium ultra-heavy 350gsm fabric
- 100% combed cotton for a soft but structured feel
- Oversized streetwear cut with drop shoulders
Garment Aftercare
To keep your print looking fresh and your garment lasting longer, we recommend:
- Machine wash cold at 30°C
- Iron inside out on a cool setting (avoid direct contact with the print)
- Do not tumble dry – hang dry for best results
Treat it right, and it'll stay looking sharp wear after wear.
UK Shipping:
£3.99 Standard rate shipping to the UK which is a 2-4 working days service (after processing time, *see below).
£5.99 Express rate shipping to the UK which is a 1-3 working day service (after processing time, *see below).
EU Shipping (7-14 Working Days):
*VAT is paid by Wrong Crowd on orders up to €150 for EU orders. Anything after this may incur more costs when clearing customs, this is down to the customer to pay.
Customs delays may lead to longer delivery times. Please contact if you haven't received your item in 30 working days.
Spain and Italy customs times are 30 days.
£13.50 - Small Parcel tracked.
Rest of the World Shipping (7-14 Working Days):
Customs delays may lead to 30 days. Please contact if you haven't received your item in 30 working days.
£17.50 - Small Parcel tracked.
*We operate on 2-3 working day processing before despatching your order.
Returns
All of our items are printed on demand, just for you. Because of this, we only accept returns in cases where there is a clear print or product defect.
See Refund Policy for more details
